Children Management
My Little Negotiator!
Managing kids is basically like being in constant hostage negotiations, except the hostage is your sanity. You say “time to eat” and suddenly they’re lawyers arguing why ice cream is a food group. You ask them to clean up, and they magically forget how to walk. And don’t get me started on bedtime! they’re exhausted all day, but the second the lights go off, they turn into stand-up comedians with a hundred questions about the universe.
Treasure Hunt
Pag may bata ka, parang laging may treasure hunt sa bahay ! except yung treasure ay sapatos, laruan, o remote na kailangan mo ngayon na. Isang minuto nandiyan lang, tapos biglang mawawala na parang may sariling paa. Pag tinanong mo, “Saan mo nilagay?” titingin lang sila sa’yo na parang wala silang alam… hanggang mamaya makikita mo sa pinaka-weird na lugar, gaya ng loob ng ref o ilalim ng unan.
The Meal Time Drama
Feeding kids feels like you’re directing a telenovela. You serve food, and suddenly there’s drama “Ayoko ’yan,” “It’s too hot,” or “I’m full” after just two bites. Then five minutes later, they’re in the kitchen asking for snacks like they didn’t just reject an entire meal. And of course, the one dish they loved yesterday is now “yucky” today. Meal time isn’t just eating… it’s a full-blown production.
Children Management
My Little Negotiator!
Managing kids is basically like being in constant hostage negotiations, except the hostage is your sanity. You say “time to eat” and suddenly they’re lawyers arguing…
Treasure Hunt
Pag may bata ka, parang laging may treasure hunt sa bahay ! except yung treasure ay sapatos, laruan, o remote na kailangan mo ngayon na. Isang minuto nandiyan lang, tapos biglang mawawala na parang may sariling paa…
The Meal Time Drama
Feeding kids feels like you’re directing a telenovela. You serve food, and suddenly there’s drama “Ayoko ’yan,” “It’s too hot,” or “I’m full” after just two bites. Then five minutes later…